Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Grating carrots 101

What Sanjeev Kapur never told me
1. Grating carrots is NOT like cleaning your inbox, you cant do it watching TV. Dont multitask!
2. Start with the thin end being grated and the thick end in your hand
3. Its not your ego - if the final bit is difficult, its not that the carrot has come alive and challenging your manhood. Eat it or throw it, no need to ensure that you grated that last bit.
4. Typing with 6 fingers is not easy
5. Adopting a posture where you can "put your weight" on the carrot is NOT a "very clever idea", especially when you weigh above 80Kilos
Peace

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